What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

thumb_up thumb_down -13

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -13

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops