Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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My dad

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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