Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

A Jew walks into Macy's

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"