Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Hi what I lug you

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Jayden Eccles

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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