- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

My name is Harry.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

I just drank a cola.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.