Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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im not food

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

<=3 penis

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Anti Joke

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