What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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hi joshua

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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