- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

The MLS

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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