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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

How do you make a car? You build it.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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