- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

How many light bulbs? 1

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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