- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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