Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Bean.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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