What did the fish say after he

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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And more;

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Anti Joke

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