A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Gorden Brown.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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