- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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