The WNBA

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Are you a tree

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Wigan.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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