Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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