What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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A man killed himself.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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woman's rights

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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The jets are a good team..

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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