- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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