How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Grammer is very important

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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