Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Women's rights

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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