Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Darude- Sandstorm

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Guess what? I like trains.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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