What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Where's my tractor?

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

The Christian Bible.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

i am and me is i

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Anti Joke

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