- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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