Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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