- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

A man makes a sandwich.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

How old are you? 20

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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