These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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