- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Women's rights

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

out of your comfort zone

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

hi

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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