- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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