- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Breast cancer.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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