- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Your all fags

Are you Drew?

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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