why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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speech and debate.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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