what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Donald Trump

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

whats worse than school? Summer school

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

My kids are mistakes.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

black people

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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