What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Knock, Knock Come in

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What color is red paint? Red

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Jacob Edwards has friends

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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