whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

BenWuzHear

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

No.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Womens rights !

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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