A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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hey guys what's up?

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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