What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Michael Castillo is gay

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Women's sports.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

A homosexual walks into a church

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