Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Anti Joke

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