- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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