Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

George Bush.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why does life suck? Because it does

raisin boogers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Romans rights.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

speech and debate.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

A mans opinion.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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