- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

25

Women's rights.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??