- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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