- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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