How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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banana

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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