Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Racial Equality.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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