2 women were sitting quietly.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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obamas trench

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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agp

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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