A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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a man died

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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