Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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