How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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A woman's opinion

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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