In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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woman's rights

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Jerry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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your mum

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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My life :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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